Stopped after the second question also shaped like "you are in a crashed spaceship and there are strange sounds and groans outside what do you do : 1) curl up and die on the floor, 2) beg for mercy, 3) send a distress signal through the broken radio and wait for help, 4) take a military pulse rifle and a bazooka and hop outside and roll to cover and shoot the monsters and roll further to the stange cave, and sneak past the turrets, and destroy the king of the monsters, and find the treasure, and come back to the ship, and repair it, and fly to space, and defeat the emperor, and then also have an adventure where you find a treasure but are betrayed but had seen it coming, so say 'nice try' and punch the guy and escape as his secret base explodes."
It was just too hard to choose.