Posted April 20, 2024
Ooh, tempting... This certainly looks like my type of game.
Ok, yes, I'm in!
1) The crime which will be seeing me marooned on a lifeless planet was, admittedly, a pretty heinous one. I can only plead insanity. Nothing temporary about it, either. It's probably best for everyone to send me far, far away from Earth. What I did, you ask? I played around with some sound-mixing software and created a Nickelback-Abba medley which gained improbable popularity on TikTok before being picked up by a major record label and being played non-stop everywhere for the next six months.
2) My ideal terraformed planet consists of a single large landmass in an otherwise endless ocean, consisting almost entirely of alpine highland, with just a smattering of moss and tiny flowering plants barely clinging to life in the crags. Well, quite a lot of that actually, once you start paying attention. In fact, they seem to positively thrive around the various tiny streams caused by meltwater from slightly further on - though it'll forever baffle me how they do so. This highland plateau is riven with fjords, and in the far depths, there are craggy pine trees bent into the weirdest shapes clinging on for dear life to the steep cliff faces, with curtains of moss handing from their branches, filtering the already dim light (other than for a couple of hours around noon) and lending an otherworldly deep green cast to it all. The tiny streams of the highland plateau combine to send countless narrow waterfalls tumbling down the cliff faces into the fjords, though most of the time the tumbling streams lose cohesion and turn into misty spray blowing around with the wind long before they can reach the waters below. The deep waters of the fjord meanwhile, are frequented by large pods of many types of whales, feeding happily and dreaming their deep dreams.
At the far end of the longest and deepest fjord, there's a tiny pebble-stone beach, which forms the start of the only gradual ascent up to the highlands to be found on the entire planet. There's just enough flat space here for a comfortable block hut.
3) I'd most want to plant a Moreton Bay fig, but unfortunately the planet's conditions aren't really ideal for that particular tree. Still, one dreams eternally about what can't have... Maybe some day I'll terraform the planet further to create a second landmass where this tree can grow happily in all its majestic beauty.
Ok, yes, I'm in!
1) The crime which will be seeing me marooned on a lifeless planet was, admittedly, a pretty heinous one. I can only plead insanity. Nothing temporary about it, either. It's probably best for everyone to send me far, far away from Earth. What I did, you ask? I played around with some sound-mixing software and created a Nickelback-Abba medley which gained improbable popularity on TikTok before being picked up by a major record label and being played non-stop everywhere for the next six months.
2) My ideal terraformed planet consists of a single large landmass in an otherwise endless ocean, consisting almost entirely of alpine highland, with just a smattering of moss and tiny flowering plants barely clinging to life in the crags. Well, quite a lot of that actually, once you start paying attention. In fact, they seem to positively thrive around the various tiny streams caused by meltwater from slightly further on - though it'll forever baffle me how they do so. This highland plateau is riven with fjords, and in the far depths, there are craggy pine trees bent into the weirdest shapes clinging on for dear life to the steep cliff faces, with curtains of moss handing from their branches, filtering the already dim light (other than for a couple of hours around noon) and lending an otherworldly deep green cast to it all. The tiny streams of the highland plateau combine to send countless narrow waterfalls tumbling down the cliff faces into the fjords, though most of the time the tumbling streams lose cohesion and turn into misty spray blowing around with the wind long before they can reach the waters below. The deep waters of the fjord meanwhile, are frequented by large pods of many types of whales, feeding happily and dreaming their deep dreams.
At the far end of the longest and deepest fjord, there's a tiny pebble-stone beach, which forms the start of the only gradual ascent up to the highlands to be found on the entire planet. There's just enough flat space here for a comfortable block hut.
3) I'd most want to plant a Moreton Bay fig, but unfortunately the planet's conditions aren't really ideal for that particular tree. Still, one dreams eternally about what can't have... Maybe some day I'll terraform the planet further to create a second landmass where this tree can grow happily in all its majestic beauty.