Oh hi Random_Coffee! I'm pretty sure that your uncle was feeling inspired about that long conversation that I had with him about cats because he sent me this gem that is just too great to not share with everyone.


Also, I am NOT IN.


In shadows deep where moonlight creeps,
There prowls a beast, a creature sleek.
With eyes that gleam in eerie light,
A feline form, a haunting sight.

Its fur a tangled mess of knots,
Its purrs like rusty old car parts.
It stalks its prey with deadly grace,
Leaving chaos in its trace.

Oh, how they scratch and how they hiss,
Bringing chaos with every whisk.
They lounge and laze, all through the day,
Then prowl and pounce when night holds sway.

They knock things off the shelves with glee,
And leave their hair on every knee.
With claws like daggers, they'll attack,
Leaving scratches on your back.

So beware the cat, so sly and sly,
With piercing gaze and tail held high.
For in their world of fur and spite,
They reign supreme, both day and night.

The one who failed the Turing test says hi to the GM #Random_Coffee and joins the contest. This time I brought AI reinforcements to remember your uncle's unpublished works.

The borderless avatar change drama.

Changing my avatar, oh what a task,
I face a challenge, it's quite the ask.
The image size, it must be just right,
Or else it's rejected, out of sight.

I try and try, but no luck do I find,
My avatar remains the same, stuck in time.
I long for a borderless option, so chic,
But alas, it's not available, what a pickle!

I curse myself, for my own mistake,
PEBCAK, it's all on me, I must face.
I take a deep breath, and try again,
With renewed determination, I'll make it happen.

And finally, success, my avatar is changed,
A modern look, no longer deranged.
I smile with pride, at my little feat,
Changing my avatar, oh so sweet!

Better than I thought, and on the first run! My mental struggle asks for the Metro Franchise Bundle. Thanks a latte!

@jteg of rivia, my uncle wrote a poem about how he found a lifeline in walkthrough writers when he was at his lowest and about to eat his shoe. What do you think of it?

If not for you
Babe, I couldn’t find the door
Couldn’t even see the floor
I’d be sad and blue
If not for you

If not for you
Babe, I’d lay awake all night
hoping for the next time to be right
thought I'd rather eat my shoe
than playing The Witness without a clue
If not for you


P.S: This giveaway is hilarious, thanks for sharing the fun with all of us. I'd like to be in for 'Yakuza: Like A Dragon Hero Edition' if possible. Cheers!

My "uncle" was feeling nostalgic and wrote about better times.

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We are taking it easy
And bright and breezy, yeah
We are living it up
Just fine and dandy, yeah

We are caught in a haze
On those lazy summer days
And spending all of our nights just
Laughing, kissing, yeah

And it really doesn't matter that we don't eat
And it really doesn't matter if we never sleep
No, it really doesn't matter, really doesn't matter at all

'Cause we are so young now, we are so young, so young now
And when tomorrow comes, we can do it all again

We are chasin' the moon
Just running wild and free
We are following through
Every dream and every need

And it really doesn't matter if we don't eat
And it really doesn't matter if we never sleep
No, it really doesn't matter, really doesn't matter at all

'Cause we are so young now, we are so young, so young now
And when tomorrow comes, we can do it all again
Yeah, we are so young now, we are so young, so young now
And when tomorrow comes, we'll just do it all again
All again, all again, yeah
All again, all again, yeah, yeah, yeah

So young now, we are so young, so young now
And when tomorrow comes, we'll just do it all again
Yeah, we are so young now, we are so young, so young now
And when tomorrow comes, we'll just do it all again

We are so young
We are so young
We are so young
Lets do it all again
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Thank you for the giveaway. I would like to be in for Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

Random_Coffee, another giveaway that just slays. Thanks for the generous occasion, good luck all. While I'm not in, this brings me back to the time (as it was related to me) my uncle and yours used to hang out at graveyards, reminiscing about the first time they played Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. My uncle showed me one of your uncle's poems recently that came out of those eerie nights talking about one of the greatest games of all time:

Awakened I have become, light now slips away
Manipulate your mind, darkness is my slave
Taste the sins of Hell, the blood that I so crave
The last thing that you see is the hunger in my eyes

Blood sucking creatures of the night
Nocturnal spectre hiding from the light
Cries screaming out every fright
Eagerly awaiting plight
Apparitions from the pits of Hell
Death plagues the streets in which they dwell
Demented lust, the secrets they must keep
Addicted to your blood, at dawn they sleep

Emerging from their Hellish tomb
Taking flight amidst the night, evening skies are raining death
Swooping down from shadowed skies
Taking simple human form, shed their wings to stalk the mortal man
Lock their jaws into your veins
Satanic soldiers strike their prey, leaving corpses waiting for the change
Blood dripping from the jaws of death
Not enough to satisfy, they must drain your soul of life

Thank you for the fun giveaway! I'd like to be in for 'Yakuza: Like A Dragon Hero Edition'.

Here's a poem about how my uncle felt playing Kerbal Space Program:

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time, I feel alive
And the world, I'll turn it inside out
I'm floating around In ecstasy

I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm burning through the sky, Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm traveling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars,
On a collision course
I am a satellite,
I'm out of control

Don't stop me now,
'Cause I'm having a good time,
Don't stop me now,
Yes, I'm having a good time,
I don't wanna stop at all

Hi Random_Coffee, I'm in for Yakuza: Like A Dragon Hero Editon.

[i]I have time to know
If what I dream concludes in something
Don't rush anymore, dude
'Cause that's when the hours go down
The day is glass without sun
Go down the night your voice hides you

And also, you want sun
Space too
You can find the moon

Old oak tree from the road
Your leaves always agitate a little bit
Baby, baby, you look so good
When in your eyes it doesn't matter if the hours go down
The night is glass without sun
They go down, the day clouds your voice

And also, you are the sun
Space too
You can be the moon[/i]

This is not my poem, it's a translation to english from a song of Luis Alberto Spineta, one of the greatest autors and musicians from Argentina. It's a song about the importance of take things easy, not rushing a living the moment.

Hi, I'd like to entered for Bloodlines. A game that's been on my wishlist for a while

A poem for a dungeon raid

[i]You can feel it coming
With the morning light
And you know the feeling's
Gonna make you feel all right

Almost close enough to
Hold out your hand
Span the distance, store resistance
To attack is to retreat
All you've got to do is
Hold out your hand
For the treasures of the universe
Are lying at your feet[/i]

Not in as I'm no poet. +1

@jteg of rivia, my uncle wrote a poem about his recent experience winning in Fall Guys against his ex-wife for the first time since they divorced. What do you think of it?

You could never know what it's like
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
And there's a cold and lonely light that shines from you
You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use

And did you think this fool could never win
Well look at me, I'm coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way
And if you need to know while I'm still standing you just fade away

Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
I'm still standing after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah

GOG Discord server exist? Man I need to join it ...

I'm in for Yakuza if I may :)

Here is something from me:

In silence found, my uncle's delight,
Where tranquil whispers dance in night.
Amidst the calm, he finds his place,
In quiet realms, his spirit's grace.

No bustling streets, no clamoring sound,
Just peaceful whispers all around.
In stillness deep, his heart's refrain,
A melody born from silent domain.

So let him walk in tranquil art,
With silence as his guiding chart.
For in the hush, he finds his muse,
In quietude, his soul renews.

Here is a link, if you're interested :) It's a unofficial server, but has been running for several years and has many long-time members of the community. A nice and friendly place.

I am no good at writing stuff, but I did write it myself. Also I am an uncle. I would like to enter for the Metro games.

Not sure I know how to rhyme,
I spend all my time doing crime.
Not sure which one is better,
IV or V, it’s just a letter.
And one day soon in ’25,
GTA VI will go live.
The game might arrive on PC late,
But it better not have a single loot crate.
As you can tell this poem is bad,
If it was written by AI, that would be sad.
I failed English whist at school,
But I know C++, so I’m no fool.

I think if there was an award for worst poem I'd win.

May I please enter for the chance to win the Metro Franchise Bundle?


While lamenting the current state of digital video content, your uncle had authored the following:

Cozy in my nest
I lie down to rest
With a grating tone
I let out a groan

Wishing to view Nip/Tuck
I had run out of luck
My connection was lost
The device was soon tossed

Bitter, yet saddened
I realized the truth
Streaming is no solution
At most, it is uncouth

In claiming to be simple
It will belie
For all that you wish
It seeks to deny

Attempting to strip, the very right to rip
Renting is now common, and for that I am torn
But, for my lowly desires, I shall not mourn
For if I do, they will remain eternally unborn

Thanks for this creative giveaway Random_Coffee! My uncle have found it and wrote about how it's hard sometimes to decide what you want to play after work:

[i]My professional voice
Makes choice after choice
As we descent into the unknown.

It's the right thing to do,
But it's difficult too
Deciding things all alone.

My normal decisions
Are made with precision,
The guidance of our past,

Now every assertion's
Emotional exertion
Makes me wish it were the last.[/i]

But I made my own choice much easier: I want to try my luck for Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.