I don't do real giveaways, but sometimes I just like to have fun, so I have decided to do a joke one. Anyway, here it is:

Rules:
* To enter, you must provide a source code listing that, when interpreted or compiled, yields a computer program that, given another program, determines whether or not the other program will halt.
* Your program must always halt: If it sometimes fails to halt, then your entry is invalid.
* Posting a proof that the entry requirements are impossible to fulfill does not qualify as an entry. (Wait a minute: Why do I need to make this rule?)
* The game will be given to the *last* person (*not* the first) who posts a suitable computer program.
* There is no deadline: Entries will be accepted forever.
* The game will be one that, at the time the giveaway ends, has not yet even reached the idea phase.

So, anyone feel like entering this "giveaway"?

Well, since no time frame was given: any program that automatically returns true will do then. Because be it the big crunch, or the ultimate heat death of the universe, one way or another, it along with whatever program you give to it will halt eventually :)

I swear dtgreene, your threads are the antidote for joy.

You should have left out that first sentence an promised some Ultimate Edition with Season Pass Edition of a fairly new game instead...

So the migration from hotel to gif website promoter is going well then?

It's a side business.

When the FEDS took out the meth lab I had in the basement of the B&B it left a pretty nasty hole in my income.

Thank god they still haven't found the chop shop I have behind the donkeys' stable.

I think chops are normally lamb, let's not start a horse (or donkey in this case) scandal.
They are bstards those Feds, can't they just build their own freaking meth labs...

I don't know if you are joking, but a chop shop is where they take stolen cars. :P

Yeah, I am playing on the US/UK differences, chop shops are butchers to me:
http://www.chopshopuk.com

Was looking at fanny packs the other day, you get very different results across the pond.

Just heard the funniest joke of this week, from mrs browns boys:

What do you call a zoo with only one dog?









A shitzu!

After reading that, I realized I'm going to have to clean-up my shitzu.

Wouldn't be surprised if she's incapable of understanding what joy or altruism means...

Oops... posted on wrong topic/tab but this looks interesting

If you're going to talk about a hotel in this topic, you should talk about the Hilbert hotel; it's infinitely better (and bigger) than whatever hotel you're talking about.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilbert%27s_paradox_of_the_Grand_Hotel

I think tinye mentioned he ran a hotel or b&b at some point, hence why the move from that to gif promoter.