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^ Smokes a particular kind of pole... hehe.
^ He smokes it while pole dancing nightly.
Post edited April 21, 2024 by Hooyaah
^ Prefers using a pipe to smoke.
^ He appreciates good pipe-weed.
^ He appreciates a good tumbleweed.
^ hears lots of crickets making chirping sounds
^ Has been dodging rotten tomatoes since time-immortal.
^ he likes smashing pumpkins
^ Squeezes watermelons until bursting as practice.
^ The last time he (squeezed a melon) he was slapped.
^ Hits watermelons with a sledgehammer and has a silly mustache.

EDIT: Likes to interrupt me.
Post edited April 22, 2024 by HeresMyAccount
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HeresMyAccount: ^ Hits watermelons with a sledgehammer and has a silly mustache.

EDIT: Likes to interrupt me.
^ He actually likes being ninjaed.
^ He thinks he's a real ninja.
^ He fails to realize that I slice so precisely, that his corpus is actually in multitudinous pieces at this very moment.
^ Spells "corpse" strangely.