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^ Can do splits like Van-Damme and never gets tired of showing them to people.
^ Was once forced to do the splits because a foot slipped on wet concrete at the water park.
^ Once slipped on wet Jell-O, but why he'd covered the floor with it in the first place, I'll never know.
^ Should join me in the giant Jell-O bouncy house.
^ He puts Lego building blocks in his Jello for texture.
^ Will never watch the wonderful movie I referenced.
^ Will never visit Kosovo.
^ He will never visit the Orinoco.
^ He will never visit Rivendell.
^ He will never know the veritable information regarding any rebuttal to his statement.
^ likes to Redact information
^ He makes some of the best and most baseless of allegations in this thread, as well-illustrated by my present statement.
That f** i&^%&$"*! &/§$ (**%"&§* %* §§&" s** o* a %$§%"@&%&"&*<?!§ @§!%* hard coded a profanity filter into the forum that can't be turned off for "$0!%" @@&/"§!
^ Especially favors ampersands and this character: §, which I'm not even sure how he typed.
^ He smokes old stogies he has found, short, but not too big around.