^ Prefers [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilium_(novel)]Ilium[/url].

EDIT: Damn it.

^ Is not the most tech-savvy individual.

^ He knows the above statement to be factual, from reliable sources and from past experience.

^ Doesn't know that it's incorrect, because I am in fact a software developer, though I don't see why sometimes my links work, and other times they don't, unless it's because some have certain characters that it can't properly interpret, and if so, then the only way to fix them, as far as I can tell, would be to replace them with their character codes, but I'm too lazy to look those up, anyway, so enjoy your stupid links that don't look right.

^ likes to put nasty DRM on his software

^ He also discovered some malware and spyware which was secreted on HeresMyAccount's software.

^ Is malware in the form of AI.

^ Doesn't know me at all.

^ His favorite thing to do is baiting and trolling dominatrixes on twitter.

^ He believes that he is mis-tweeting Elon Musk by not referring the the platform by its new name, X.

^ Twitter is his eX.

^ Expects to be praised by Latinos when he calls them "LatinTwitter".

^ built Twitter/X with Virtual Legos

^ Is lied to by anybody claiming to like his banana bread.

^ Is married to the Muffin Man.

^ Is a gingerbread man.