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Everything Uwe Boll ever did: mostly bad. Partially so bad that it's kind of enjoyable as a trash movie.

The Tomb Raiders with Angelina Jolie were good.
Mortal Kombat was bad and cheesy, but in a fun way.
Resident Evil was Milla Jovovich. :-)
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phaolo: 8\10
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Wow, you're easily pleased.
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phaolo: The worst were probably Super Mario Bros and Uwe Boll's shoddy attempts. 4\10 or less
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lolplatypus: 4\10 is the nicest thing I've ever seen anyone say about Uwe Boll movies and that includes Boll himself.
Well, I said "or less".
4\10 is probably SMB and the rest below it.
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Hickory: Wow, you're easily pleased.
The moment I decided to add the ratings I knew that someone would have kicked my ass for them XD
Post edited December 12, 2018 by phaolo
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AB2012: Hollywood doesn't do subtle.
"A majority of movie acting is relaxation. If you’re knocking yourself out, you’re doing it wrong. "

" The camera catches everything you do, so don’t be afraid to play things subtley."

~ Sir Michael Caine, CBE.
Post edited December 12, 2018 by Hickory
i love the 1995 mortal kombat movie.

saw it in the theater as a 12-year-old fan of the games. my preteen brain was nuked for a week or so afterward, at the fact that they had not only made a mortal kombat movie, but it was actually a decent if a bit schlocky action flick.

plus up until that point i really hadnt seen any (real) martial arts movies, so watching my favorite characters move the way they did on screen, was pretty rad.
Post edited December 12, 2018 by fortune_p_dawg
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fortune_p_dawg: i love the 1995 mortal kombat movie.

saw it in the theater as a 12-year-old fan of the games.
I was 19 and I loved it too.

The Johnny Cage/Goro fight was hilarious.

The only thing that threw me was Raiden being turned into a good guy which, I'm assuming, is the reason he became a good guy in all the later games. Odd twist. The movie was based on the game, but the movie in turn effected the further development of the games.
Post edited December 12, 2018 by tinyE
Hello ciomalau

Would an IP bad kill this place?
Post edited December 12, 2018 by tinyE
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Mastur_Master: i didn't read yuh's post because who cares - but i read the title - so yuh thinks u's some kinda clint eastwood the millenial version? o_O just checking yuh out man...
Nah, just a classical joke turn of phrase.
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Simply put, it's not Final Fantasy. It's a bland CGI movie. I watched it close to release and recently watched ProJared's review. I swear I couldn't remember a single scene. It made that little of an impression. Truth be told, taking something that's known for being a grand adventure over 40+ hours and condensing it to 2 is not a great idea to begin with. Games can have as many cutscenes they want nowadays anyway and as much or little interactivity as the devs want, so the movie format is largely obsolete.