Banned for thinking dogs are hot.

Banned for thinking starfishes are made of chocolate.

^ Banned for just Rollin' and trying to Break Stuff.

Banned because this biscuit you served me is kinda disgusting and flabby.

Banned because it can't be any worse than 1 of the 4 small cans of mac & cheese I had for lunch yesterday. Despite expiring next September like 2 others, the cheese was pale and more solid. I reluctantly ate it anyway and it hasn't killed me yet.

^banned because you stole the Flying Spaghetti Monster's cheese.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is banned for keeping His cheese at my uncle's place while he was drinking himself to death by Jaundice.

Banned until you say uncle!

Uncle sprays for bugs like this, BANNED!

Banned for not being the first to wish everyone a merry Christmas.

Banned for doing so on our behalf.

^banned because Früher war mehr Lametta / There used to be more tinsel.

^ banned for not being a tinsel tycoon