You've been promoted to captain of a starship. But, after all this time keeping it in, you're a nasty sort of individual and ready to let it all out on your crew.

Tell me what you do to your poor, unsuspecting ship and those aboard her...

It just might earn you a secret mission do deliver information about the Rebel's weakness to the Federation's main base. (And a free copy of FTL.)

I'll select from those entries I like according to my own whim sometime later in the day on Sunday the 22nd. (I'm in US East.)

Not in as I already have FTL, but +1! It's an awesome game. :-)

Not in. But I would certainly pull the secret captain as a cadet prank.

I show up as a noob and sit with the crew and listen to the scuttlebutt about the coming captain. No punishments for ill words. But when I stand up and introduce myself as captain, that's all the satisfaction I'd need. :)

Not in as I already have FTL, but +1!

As Captain of my vessel, I would infect the ship with the virus from the Star Trek TOS episode "The Naked Time". Then I would eject the warp core to strand the vessel in space while I escape on my private warp enabled yacht. For added kicks I also beam aboard my ship a couple of tribbles. Maybe I'll leave a distress call for them, maybe I won't.

*bump* No more takers? There have to be more horrible people out there.

Dead Space. Need I say More? I do? Okay then.


I'd infect my crew with a biological parasite that would obey, and listen to my every order, and carry it out to the point of suicide. And once I was done taking over the rest of the fleet, I'd send the Infected Crew members into the nearest sun. Boom, instant take-over, and removal of a Biological Threat.

Not in but +1!

Ok I'll give it a shot.

So I just got promoted, and I'm not liking they didn't do it sooner. To make me feel better, I decide to spread a rumor that the first officer is really a Cylon in disguise, cause really this dude just acts like a robot to begin with. Of course now the ship's AI got wind of that and now she's like into him. Now the AI is like obsessed with the dude and turns into a SHODAN-like evil AI. Any human that gets near him gets really hurt. Before she blows the ship, I delete the AI but not before I back her up to my flash drive (for science of course).

Not in.

I think I'd be Janeway?

Just pull over and ask for directions.

I would turn up the gravity just a biiit every day and watch everyone start getting exhausted more easily and have trouble moving around without being able to notice the difference right away.

FTL looks like a fun game, thanks for doing the giveaway. :)

hmmm...

#1) Change the female dress code back to the short dresses and knee boots (but with heels)

#2) Have security confiscate all the panties on board, then fire them out the Proton torpedo tubes (hopefully at a convenient Vulcan ship, the illogic of it should keep them awake for days)

#3) Set a course for Andoria
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljotelMtKY1qf83cro1_500.jpg

She's Already in Uniform! (kind of)

#4) "Furlough" most of my male crew and replace them with these capable Andorian hotties!

#5) Enjoy the voyage!

Not in but thanks for the giveaway!

Made me recall "Chiana" :P

By the way, if I were that kind of captain I would try to learn the crew individuals´ secrets and fears and set things up so they have to face them alone, making them insane little by little, one by one until the rest start to take them as crazy, though they´ll become one at some point, too late to realize it. Then I would make a hyperjump and get a load of doomesque creatures aboard, I´d make them beam a sphere floating in space aboard and I´d start to chat with the crew making them think it´s the sphere, but actually the sphere is an escape pod that gets me safely to Earth as the survivor. :P
Ohh and I vouch for FTL goodness!