A Week in the Life of Asocial Giraffe

A Week in the Life of Asocial Giraffe (2025)

by Quail Button
Genres:Adventure, Indie, Puzzle, Point-and-click
Themes:Comedy, Stealth
Game modes:Single player
Story:“A Week in the Life of Asocial Giraffe” is a point-and-click stealth game where the goal is to make sure nobody talks to you so that your head does not explode. You'll get to experience an average week of Giraffe's life as he does exciting things on his to-do list, such as going to the laundromat, peruses antique stores, purchasing groceries, and working out at the gym, all while making sure the incredibly sociable citizens of Friendly City never have a chance to speak with him for fear of losing your head.Show more
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