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1. You haven't met my cat. Two words: poop factory
2. And in the process, kick it out of the box and onto the floor, just where it can't be seen in the dark on my way to the bathroom at night. Ewwww, squishy!
3. No, they just eat you

EDIT - Full disclosure, my cat is evil incarnate (her name is Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All), so my opinions are colored. She's so evil my dog, a wolf/husky hybrid that outweighs her by almost 90 pounds, is terrified of her.

Cats act like bitches.

Who cares? :P

My cats headbutt the dog, the dog sniffs their butts. They sleep together. One contented multispecies household/pack/pride here.

They're better alarm clocks. They're not too heavy even if they get on top of you. They're very pointy though.

HEY HEY HEY!

Please leave your sisters out of the conversation! :P

I'm just a cat person, not a cat.

Cats are overrated. I prefer dogs. :)

I'm just having fun. No offense was intended. :D

A cat is like if a plush toy mated with a cactus.

+1 to Dogs.

Yah I know.

On the flip side, cats attack you when you're playing games and they get jealous.

They eat their own kittens.

cats have tuna scented pee you have to scoop out of a box... fuck cats.

I like my cat's because they eat mice. I don't like my cats because they don't eat all of the mouse, and like to leave bits of mouse all over the garage.

I don't really have dogs. I have clowns disguised as dogs (Basset Hounds).