when i shake, there is no dangly bit

nope

well you will until you find new pants. *lights pants on fire*

Much to learn, still you have.



Strange, you never seemed to mind till now...

girl? i thought you're a lady

you're still wearing them!


O__________o...

o__________O!!!


Let me put that out with petrol!

*douses Poospooge with petrol


...better?!

lol i love that show.

No, don't call me a lady. Call me Bubbles daaarling, everybody does!

trentonlf, will wait patiently:)

i like it too, but it can't compete with mr. bean

thats tha way sachys makes his sandwiches :)

FYI: i am currently debating between four stories as my favorite. Once I reread them I will post the winners.

I loved all of your stories, thank you so much for sharing them. Quite a few had me laughing.

I would like to say I loved how babark incorporated the nursery rhyme about the Butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker. I was not expecting that and I really loved it. well done.

You can get a free dongly thing here if you need. You'll have to buy an Anti-Magic Field Generator to get it though.

The Random.org gods have spoken, and the people who pleased them most are:

1. trentonlf
2. Babark
3. Fearfulsymmetry

The story I liked the most was really hard between two. I sat and wrote out what i liked and didn't like on these stories. One was really, really creative, had a strong main character and made me think. The other had a solid story, fleshed out characters and fun dialogue. If I thought about this any longer, my brain was going to explode. Actually, as my mouse is hovering above "post this message", I am still debating!

Best story goes to: Fearfulsymmetry. Your characters were well developed, the setting solid, great dialogue, had detail and just well done. congrats! Since you also won third place, I will allow you to combine your prizes. I will contact you as to what best story's is via PM.

Now since there may be a sale this weekend or something, who knows, I am willing to give you until Sunday (10/5) to tell me what game(s) you want. Please do this via PM, NOT on this thread.

Congrats to all the winners, and again, thank you all for giving me such excellent stories to read.

Thanks :D. Like I said, I kinda mixed up what a "candlestick" was. Honestly, that's a pretty silly name for what I'd call a "candle-holder".

Once you've decided, I'm going to post it somewhere to get feedback on it as well. Probably the first original thing I've written in a long time (at least a year).

EDIT: Oh my, just saw your post, thank you again for your kind words :D

Well done to all winners, and thank you for the giveaway, Crewdroog!

Thanks crew!! I will post the rest of my story before the weekend is over too :)

great ga, many +1

I vow to find out abou this earlier next time so I have a little longer.