Disgusted by the Hentai image of the schoolgirl with the purple tentacle, I leave my letter of resignation.

{I kick the purple tentacle to the next user.}

Since the saw couldn't be used in that world (and it seems I couldn't target morelf due to such a user not existing (at least not in this game)), it still has one use left. I use it in this world, on the tentacle, but it turns out that the blue tentacle's defenses are too weak for the saw to handle, so it doesn't work.

I then decide to cast a regeneration spell on that tentacle, and it then grows into a (still purple) octopus, which I leave for the next user.

I leap away as the purple octopus tries to grab me and it over stretches its tentacle that it rips off. I leave behind the ripped tentacle that is moving towards the next user.

Would you believe it, the regeneration spell is still active and another purple octopus spawns. I employ it as a gardener because of that song and grow some tasty peace, which I leave for the next user to enjoy.

I enjoy the tasty peace from the octopus's garden before heading back to the yellow submarine to take orders, because I can't have no-one to tell me what to do.

[I leave the exact music which instaboy mentioned in the preceding post.]

I leave that XBone launch title about Rome that I bought from a yard sale for $1 and sold to GameXChange for $20 in 2014.

I notice that, having been sold, the copy you left no longer exists, so you left a dangling reference, which could easily crash the game.

I leave said dangling reference for the next user.

I reference the dangle and leave a dangling participle for the next user.

Typing this sentence, the participle dangled dangerously low.

I take the dangling 90w8afj8aw4ytw4o;ty...

Segmentation Fault

So, it seems this forum game has crashed, so it's time to restart it.

So, I start the game anew, create someone named Fred, have him create a ring (which I'll call Fred's Ring), and then delete Fred.

I then leave Fred's Ring for the next user, with the note, "Please return to owner". (Note that the owner, Fred, doesn't actually exist, because I deleted him.)

[I travel backward through time in a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit powered by two top-spin dual-positive singularities which produce a standard off-set Tippler Sinusoid and give the living Fred the ring, completing the loop. I then return to "normal" time again and leave the next user a valuable silver coin.]

Everything here is just hypothetical anyway; I just like to describe what I did with the thing in real-life.

I compare the silver coin to the one I was given by my favorite uncle and realize they're identical; then I leave a rubix cube with peeling stickers.

Obviously I peel off the stickers and hand the cube to the next user.

[ I paint each of the surfaces of the cube the appropriate colors with enamel paint and leave the puzzle for the next user. ]