Granted, but it is wired to explode once you get in.

I wish that this demon were out of me.

Granted, but then who would be there to argue with the angel within? You life will become overwhelmed with good deeds that you'll end up penniless and in the gutter.

I wish that the poor, easy-meat, rpg goblins, critters and bandits had a voice and formed a union.

Granted, the unite and form the most powerful unión ever created for RPS and all other games where fantastic creatures appear. They start demanding some nice bonuses, better benefits, dental care, rises, and free threatments for their skin.

Game development becames to expensive and fantasy creatures are abandoned in favor for some cute puppies and kitties. The gaming world will never be the same.

I wish for a big breast girl.

Granted, but she is a lesbian who hates men.

I wish for a pastrami sandwich. I don't want it to poison me, I don't want it to make me swell up like a balloon, I don't want it garnished with the skin of unborn children, I just want a regular pastrami sandwich.

Granted.. You'll be transported to the island of Lilliput in your sleep. Upon waking up, you'll be presented with one pastrami sandwich by the Lilliputians. It won't poison you, make you swell up, nor garnished with unborn children's skin. It is just very tiny. And you are stuck on the island too..

I wish movie studios stop converting perfectly good 2D movies to 3D...

Granted! I have removed your ability to see anything in the 3rd dimension, and you perceive everything in 8-bit resolution. :)

I wish Kenshi and Overgrowth were both completed to perfection and that I had an infinite key generator that could generate DRM-free keys for any OS ever in existence so I could gift every single GOGian with as many keys as they desired.
Edit: Oh, and the devs of both these awesome games should be given one billion USD for compensation.

(whoever corrupts this will be a dick ;-p)

"Congratulations on crashing the world economy." --A. Dick, noted economist

"I wish fireworks weren't so damned annoying. Oh, and get off my lawn!" --A. Curmudgeon, old person with attitude

Granted, Fireworks will not annoy you because they are all commandeered by the US military to be used as its primary weapons. We'll be speaking Chinese within the week.

I wish that I won't need a next-gen console to play fallout 4.

You don't - Fallout 4 has been cancelled - Thanks for that wish.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money to spend on Games and Technology.

Granted, but you can't spend any money on anything else. Good luck getting food.

I wish I were surrounded by beautiful women who all are madly in love with me and don't have any problems with each other.

Granted but you'll become an eunuch.

I wish to have infinite wishes.

Granted, but you need to cut off a limb every time you use a wish, and you can't wish for more limbs.

I wish I could go to any college I wanted for free and do perfectly no matter how little I study.

Granted, but we are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and your only lecturer is a dog.

I wish that I was sentient.

Granted, but you are buried deep beneath the surface for the rest of your existence.

I wish I had free dental healthcare.

Granted, but the only dentist who accepts your free healthcare plan works with a pizza slicer.

I wish that you two would just shut up and kiss already!