You're not coming up here for the hunting, are you.

I guess it's time to unfurl the flag.

Mark Zuckerburg? More like Fart Fuckerburg! Amirite!?...Geddit? Eh? Eh?

Sure, sure, tell that to Churchill...

The road? We don't need roads where we are going!

It was a portmanteau of "harlot" and "manatee", and was quite insulting.

Yes, there was nothing silly about any of those.

"Everyone's out to get you, mutherfuker!"

That's fallaciously bandwagon-ee! I'll tell you! Tellus has never been round, nor has it ever been that watery like a frowning chimp on a band-wagon summit.

Seems like a good time for another coat of paint.

They say logs don't rot on the same spot as they make sound, but then again, who can really hear a screaming wife when the forest is silent...

I feel like the prison exercise yard would be a really bad place to suddenly yell, "Group hug!"

I wonder if screaming "prepare to be invaded by the porkies" with a wood sword on an anger management meeting by pre-neo-snowflakes actually could get me some extra xp points, or if I need a special gem for that...

You wanna get nuts?! Let's get nuts!

There are only five Platonic solids, more technically called regular convex polyhedra: the tetrahedron, cube, octahedron, dodecahedron and icosahedron. You most likely know them as the standard set of D&D dice.