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Posted April 21, 2021
When I said I was binge drinking, I meant that I was downing an entire liter of cola at a time!
Posted April 27, 2021
People complain about herding cats, but why does no one complain about herding slimy, slippery, salamanders?
Posted April 29, 2021
I once had a perfectly balanced Coke-fed power plant... until I lost my ability to control my faculties.
Posted May 01, 2021
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

They were 100% right: it turns out that I'm the wheelbarrow.
Posted May 11, 2021
Where will you be when cats take over the world? I'll be fine, as I bribe mine with tuna weekly.
Posted May 18, 2021
My grandmother always told me purely amalgamated; only when a refiner refinds itself, can a blender blend.
Posted May 18, 2021
All wise men fear goats breaking into their houses and eating their electronics.
Posted May 18, 2021
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sanscript: My grandmother always told me purely amalgamated; only when a refiner refinds itself, can a blender blend.
"We rejoin our hero as she is soiling herself while falling down a flight of stairs."
Posted May 24, 2021
If a villain has an "evil" twin does that really mean their twin is good? Or even more evil?
Posted May 26, 2021
I forgot it was Towel Day. I also lost my towel. What's the opposite of a hoopy frood?
Posted June 01, 2021
I was watching my watch and I hypnotized mysel. . .
Posted June 02, 2021
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oldgamebuff42: I was watching my watch and I hypnotized mysel. . .
Who watches the watch, man?
Posted June 03, 2021
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oldgamebuff42: I was watching my watch and I hypnotized mysel. . .
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TwoHandedSword: Who watches the watch, man?
I believe they are called the Grand Federated Society of Watch Watchers. I'm not yet a member because they seem to have lost my application.
Posted July 28, 2021
I sometimes wonder what it would be like to have a brain with no body and then I think: it would really suck.
Post edited July 28, 2021 by oldgamebuff42
Posted July 29, 2021
Fun fact: most fun facts are, in fact, fun.
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