There wasn't any left. (But there was right!)

Perchè una valigia si porta ma una porta non si valigia?

No, I told him, I do not want any more pumpernickel! But he insisted.

And that's exactly why elephants can't jump.

Then how can eggs hatch?

we poach em

I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Like, the Hilbert hotel? You know, the one with (countably) infinite rooms, all occupied, and there's a new guest that needs to be accommodated? (Yes, it's possible, but requires asking all the guests to move.)

Hiya Miss Dee, I've just bathed and deodorised, I'm fetching.

Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then?

Shame about Markie Post, though.

Wasn't that a TV show, she married Marky Mark and they had a Funky Bunch?

That stain won't come out. :/