mqstout: I love digging up humorous patch notes. The Sims 3 was notorious for having a ton of hilarious ones.
Here's a recent one from Endzone A World Apart:
Diseases: Diseases no longer spread while the game is paused.
Stardew Valley 1.4.1:
Vincent now loves snails.
(The above change was made to make the game mechanics match the dialog/characterization.)
Fell Seal 1.4.0:
Arena: One enemy had 2 body armors equipped in one of the bouts. Fixed!
Tropico 6:
Fixed issue where Tropicans could get stuck at bus stops due to bus driver also waiting for bus
Galaxy 1.2.47:
Fixes for DX 11 Games allowing us to enable Overlay support for the following games: Civilization V
(We still don't have Civilization 5 on GOG!!!)
Sims 3:
TONS of them. Here's a randomly-selected YT video on the topic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nxsCZ2SEcQ