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tinyE: Where is the asshole who is going to tell us evolution is a hoax and the planet is only 6000 years old?

Come on, I know you're in here somewhere!
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Maighstir: The fossils were put there by bored gods with bad humour.
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plagren: No, we are primates.
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Maighstir: I was probably thinking of "primitive", though looking for a more colourful word. I did not manage to find a more colourful -yet suitable- word due to not being all too used to using insults, hence my language failed miserably.

I am a goglodyte. Ugh.
I'm liking Basket Maker.
http://www.synonym.com/synonyms/primitive
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Maighstir: The fossils were put there by bored gods with bad humour.
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tinyE: You joke, I worked with someone who told me they were put there by the Victorians. What really got to me is she kept telling me how stupid I was to believe in something as silly and improbable as the fossil record, as opposed to something as silly and improbably as a bunch of people going around burying billions of bogus fossils. :P
I was referring to Discworld, where that is pretty much the case.
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tomyam80: Hey wait a min... i thought the the topic was supposed 2 be abt the stupid rep & now suddenly it's had become abt junk food? Lol. Ok, 2 hell with rep anyway. I rather talk abt junk food any day cos it's my daily food. Wahaha. ;p
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tinyE: Now I'm really interested. I would imagine every culture has it's own totally different type of junk food. So what is junk food in Singapore?
Hmmm... i thought junk food is pretty much the same everywhere else? Lol.

My junk food mainly consist of French fries & potato chips. Ok, they may all be made fr the same ingredient but just like eggs there r many diff ways 2 process them. ;)

Some other junk food i like r mostly fried stuff & snacks. There is something called 'wanton' or fried dumplings over here which makes a great snack. Another similar 1 is fried gyoza which is also dumplings but bigger. Haha.

Anyway, i was just talking abt the change in topic 2 junk food & apparently it has change 2 fossil again?!!! >_<
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tinyE: Come on, I know you're in here somewhere!
I'm sorry to break it to you tinyE, but the earth is a hoax and evolution is only 6,000 years old.
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tinyE: Come on, I know you're in here somewhere!
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zeogold: I'm sorry to break it to you tinyE, but the earth is a hoax and evolution is only 6,000 years old.
Bollocks. It's just about 2017-and-a-half years old.
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zeogold: I'm sorry to break it to you tinyE, but the earth is a hoax and evolution is only 6,000 years old.
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Maighstir: Bollocks. It's just about 2017-and-a-half years old.
Lies. The Earth was created on Sunday the 21st of October, 4004 BC, at 9.00 a.m., give or take a quarter of an hour. Which means that Earth is a Libra.
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Maighstir: Bollocks. It's just about 2017-and-a-half years old.
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JMich: Lies. The Earth was created on Sunday the 21st of October, 4004 BC, at 9.00 a.m., give or take a quarter of an hour. Which means that Earth is a Libra.
Are you saying the internet lies?
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JMich: Lies. The Earth was created on Sunday the 21st of October, 4004 BC, at 9.00 a.m., give or take a quarter of an hour. Which means that Earth is a Libra.
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Maighstir: Are you saying the internet lies?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD

Oh man, that just made my day.

Seriously though, it must have sucked being Jesus, what with his birthday being so close to Christmas. He probably got a lot of "combination" gifts.
Post edited July 03, 2017 by tinyE
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tinyE: Where is the asshole who is going to tell us evolution is a hoax and the planet is only 6000 years old?
It isn't. It's only three days old. I just finished compiling the EARTH simulation on Saturday and started the whole thing. Then I took the weekend off. All your memories and traces of previous existence are actually only written into the simulation. But don't blame me for Trump. That's just a bug in the system.
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Lifthrasil: But don't blame me for Trump. That's just a bug in the system.
That's the funniest thing I've read all day!

Sadly, it's true...

[sigh]