^ I throw you too.

^ [throws YouTube]

I throw Twitter into a fire where it belongs.

^ [I throw you a Snickers bar because you have been so sorely mis-tweeted.]

I throw a knife to help LegoDnD open the Snickers bar

Throws a sledgehammer, in case the bartender won't open the bar.

It no longer matters that the bartender felt threatened by my knife, the sledgehammer got me into Snicker's. But on my way to the counter, the bartender (who is the next to post) pulls a shotgun on me and as reflex, I throw the knife at him.

*^ Throws shotgun because there's a bear behind you.*

Ouch! What the hell?

*^ Throws bloody knife back.*

I catch the shotgun and without the time to dwell on throwing a knife into your jugular, I spin around and use the shotgun like a baseball bat...against a taxidermy bear. I throw the shotgun to the ground in frustration.

I throw a huge fluffy pillow so LegoDnD will not carry out his frustrations and can lay down and sleep in peace

^ [throws a banana]

"Go banana!" exclaims Maenmeldir in the fruit-rolling race as I throw my grapefruit from last to first place and it gets stuck under the bus-driver's gas-pedal.

^ [throws my banana and it goes peeling down the track, crossing the finish line FTW]

As the bus-driver crashes over the railing of a bridge, I and everyone else on the bus involuntarily throw ourselves from our seats on our way down to the river.

^ [throws a huge open-topped bounce house for a soft landing and as a flotation device]