Ah yes...HIMEM, EMM386, XMS, UMB...the fun we had with DOS boot disks.

Oh the memories ... "Do I really need a mouse driver? CD-ROM? What about Midi? Can I afford to load 'keyb' to change the keyboard language?". Not everything could be moved into the higher memory area, some games would not start when that program was used.
One of the thoughest games was Turrican 2. Everything had to be turned off.
The whole thing is a lot easier in DOSBox which replaced most DOS drivers with "native" access (of course emulated, but not loaded in the memory available to the DOS programs).





A real pain are the late 90s windows games that would change the resolution of the desktop instead of opening a new instance. Also ddraw games can be very annoying if they change graphics mode when entering the main menu / game (Jedi Knight's Sith enigne being a nerve wrecking example) or games that have the possible output resolutions hard coded into their .exe file.
The early days of 3D gaming were very experimental.
Some games would use the sound card as clock generator, so in order to play them, one had to go into the Windows system settings, dxdiag and disable sound acceleration.

Some .ini tweaking these days is a minor inconvenience compared to the experiments, tweaking, driver replacing and other work we had back in the days when running the games on the systems they were designed to run on.
It's only more complicated if these games use systems that had been abandoned or are inaccessible, when Microsoft decided to lock direct hardware access, which basically made Creative Labs AWE and EAX3+ useless and also prevented some 3D functions from working. GOG did and still do their best to find solutions for these problems, but one can't expect them to solve every little boo-boo. One interested in retro gaming must not be too lazy or scared to do some tweaking.

Agreed.

*shudders from the memory*

Those were dark days indeed.

I don't know how old you are and what past experience you have, but believe it or not, it isn't all down to GOG whether a game will work well on your PC. This is because there are many combinations of hardware that can be involved, and GOG like game developers cannot test every iteration. And as in the past, but improved, is the fact that not all hardware is truly compatible with each other.

You can have a great sounding or seeming PC, but in reality it might not be. There is more to a PC than high specs.

Then there is the fact that many games are flawed or riddled with bugs, that will be more prevalent on some hardware than others.

Things have improved in some regards, even if it is just brute forcing capability. But unless you are playing on a console, where everything has been tried and tested to a high degree with known specs, then how well a game works can in many cases be a roll of the dice.

Buying a gaming PC from a brand with a good reputation is about the best you can do outside of a console.

Post with your real account, coward. :P

Running old games on new hardware can be finicky, but most of the time there's more than one workaround to make it run (to a degree). Instead of rambling like a madman, you could have looked for one or asked for help, but nope, you decided to go apeshit.

If you don't take your time explaining your problem, why should the userbase take their time to help you?

Edit: As others mentioned, Sanitarium runs just fine.

Not to mention the fact that an especially "high specs" PC may be cause for issues that users with much less sophisticated hardware will never experience (keyword: multi-core-CPUs, etc).

IRQ. What gets priority? Should my mouse override my keyboard for this game? What about my audio? Does soundblaster work? I hate the PC Speaker. Oh, man. Now I have to configure the memory!

Gaming in those days was much simpler, but getting them to run was more difficult by a long shot!