Posted November 30, 2018
I'm not trolling here, I'm genuinely curious.
I'm a big fan of point & clicks. Nowadays it's probably my favourite genre. I haven't played most of the classics back when they well still new (various aspects, like the infamous moon logic annoyed me too much) but I have later cought up with most of them, and recently I picked up Full Throttle remastered, expecting to have as much fun as I did with Day of the Tentacle (which is to say a whole lot of fun and then some).
It's godawful. It's easily the worst game by LucasArts, and one of the worst in the genre period. And it has nothing to do with the remaster. It's just the way the game is. What do I like about adventure games? What's their very essence? Good story? Full Throttle has a short, bland, predictable story in an uninteresting setting. Pirates and ghosts? Nope. Alien planets? No. Time travel? Get out of here. Search for Atlantis? Fuck you. Cartoon buddy cop movie about a missing big foot? Wrong. Let's have a game about bikers driving aound a desert, a motorcycle factory and shareholder meetings. That's exciting stuff, right?
Well, how about the characters then? Adventure games are famous for their colorful, memorable characters. Well, too bad because there are barely any characters to meet in this game, there's barely any dialogue and none of it is memorable in the slightest. I think one location of Monkey Island would have more dialogue than this entire game. The locations here are boring and bland too, both visually and in terms of things to do and interact with.
Ok then, how are the puzzles? Surprise- also barely there at all. Why bother with inventory puzzles in an adventure game? Please enjoy horribly badly designed action sequences, endlessly driving around the same part of the desert fighting other bikers and a demolition derby with atrocious controls and a puzzle impossible to figure out other than just by pure accident after hours of trial and error!
And yet people seem to genuinely like this game. Great reviews, "my favourite LucasArts game" and all that. It just boggles my mind.
I'm a big fan of point & clicks. Nowadays it's probably my favourite genre. I haven't played most of the classics back when they well still new (various aspects, like the infamous moon logic annoyed me too much) but I have later cought up with most of them, and recently I picked up Full Throttle remastered, expecting to have as much fun as I did with Day of the Tentacle (which is to say a whole lot of fun and then some).
It's godawful. It's easily the worst game by LucasArts, and one of the worst in the genre period. And it has nothing to do with the remaster. It's just the way the game is. What do I like about adventure games? What's their very essence? Good story? Full Throttle has a short, bland, predictable story in an uninteresting setting. Pirates and ghosts? Nope. Alien planets? No. Time travel? Get out of here. Search for Atlantis? Fuck you. Cartoon buddy cop movie about a missing big foot? Wrong. Let's have a game about bikers driving aound a desert, a motorcycle factory and shareholder meetings. That's exciting stuff, right?
Well, how about the characters then? Adventure games are famous for their colorful, memorable characters. Well, too bad because there are barely any characters to meet in this game, there's barely any dialogue and none of it is memorable in the slightest. I think one location of Monkey Island would have more dialogue than this entire game. The locations here are boring and bland too, both visually and in terms of things to do and interact with.
Ok then, how are the puzzles? Surprise- also barely there at all. Why bother with inventory puzzles in an adventure game? Please enjoy horribly badly designed action sequences, endlessly driving around the same part of the desert fighting other bikers and a demolition derby with atrocious controls and a puzzle impossible to figure out other than just by pure accident after hours of trial and error!
And yet people seem to genuinely like this game. Great reviews, "my favourite LucasArts game" and all that. It just boggles my mind.