Banned for being a speaker speaking into a speaker

Banned for discriminating against deaf gamers.

Banned for being clueless that the Doc actually meant "boobs", but said it in code, and having me explaining what he said in code prevents the whole point of speaking in code. We all know boobs are more important than riches.

Banned for not knowing who to respond too

Banned because you didn't date Greta and she now mindF_cks the entire world!

Banned because nobody knows what you're talking about.

Banned because the above statement is false: at least one person knows what he's talking about.

Banned for being The One.

Banned for not being one (that happens when one is beside oneself)

Banned for not being, one to rule them all and in the darkness bind them.

Banned for being Gollum, which explains the photograph.

Banned, because Sméagol was not that ugly...

Banned because if cats like catnip, and if giving it to them makes them happy, why do the police bust cats for enjoying this herb? And send their troopers from "a world away" to stop this?

Banned because that is a lie, cats never liked catnip, at least my handpicked and well-raised felines; i ended up stashing it away and slowly turning it into herbal tea, in order to consume myself.

Banned for being a cat in the Nile.