Banned for making yin and yan out of grey (cutting that asshole in 2 :D).

Banned for staring at a grey colored crack. You're probably ogling the actual Moon surface.

Banned for having a fetish for moons.

Banned for mooning the audience

Banned for not treating me to, exquisite Moonshine.

Banned for making me want to sing 'When the moon hits your eye like a bigg-a pizza pie, that's amore" in fond remembrance of that song.

Banned for being a crooner at mob weddings.

Banned because, you didn't treat me to traditional, stone-oven baked pizza, carefully prepared by Italian mobsters.

And because you allowed mobster wannabes, to ruin my would be wedding.

Banned for begging for food.

Banned for banning Bradley for something he does every day

Banned because those are the main reasons why he deserves to be banned!

Banned for not getting that he is better to have around as he is better than any novel written 2day.

Banned for not writing a novel about him

Banned because i will never write any novel; instead of biography, it is going to be labelled "fantasy fiction", or something. That and i never liked spoiling others, on slices of life, or helping them for free. Let them suffer and unravel their stories and possible branching of paths, THEMSELVES! Every man for himself and to each his own!

Banned for, gibberish... o.O