Banned for being a bit smarter than you look. Did you googled your disease? :D

Banned because my disease is OGD: obsessive googling disorder.

Banned for being an information junkie!

Banned for being a magic junkie.

Banned because you didn't treat me to magic junk food at your local delicacies.

Banned for spying people at local delis.

Banned for taking the shorter word, "delis" instead of the much richer and complete word, delicatessens.

^Banned for lack of transport options.

Banned because I want people to think that Duraflame residue is the mother of my children.

Banned myself because I've been watching the Nanny too much. I don't even like that sitcom.

Banned for hating on Fran Drescher and the rest of the awesome cast. ;)

Banned for adoring Fran's accent

Banned for not adoring it....it truly gets better the more you get used to it. :D

Banned because if life gives you bananas. . .you might be a monkey.

Banned for paraphrasing Jeff Foxworthy.

Banned because you might be a redneck