Banned because non-human primates discriminate against you

Banned because you cannot and do not want to help me, locate and retrieve, my precious human.

Banned for only making a semi decent reply on your personal life this time

Banned for making a very very very good reply (for your standards :D).

Banned for not deviating from the current standards (which are pretty low already)...

Banned for advocating for standards, which exclude those outside said standards

Banned because you didn't treat me to avocado and mango

Banned for asking for things I do not have

Should be banned for not checking for a game on Archive.org before making a GOG.com purchase.

Banned for encouraging less gog support ;)

Banned for the mere mention of such a thing

Banned for mentioning unmentionables

Also in all seriousness I often buy games I like/own again as gifts to give to people to both make them happy/be nice and to support gog a bit more. :)

Banned for seriousness.

Banned taking seriousness so seriously

Banned, I am serious this time.