^ banned, because my omniscience allows me to say that you cockamamie popinjays just threw words against the wall to see which of them would stick, and perhaps form a coherent sentence; unfortunately, a mule with dementia could have mad more sense by farting in a bucket

Banned because even santa wouldn't be able to eat as much as he would have to vomit reading that

^banned for complaining about me complaining about someone else complaining

^ banned because the complaint window is closed, please exit and go to the complaint mirror in the adjacent restroom

^ banned for poor customer service. You should listen to the complaint first before dismissing it cold-heartedly.

Banned, because in a monopoly, poor customer service won't keep potential customers away.

Banned for playing Monopoly instead of serving the customers.

Banned for banning your customers away. You're supposed to be serving them, not banning them!

Banned because authoritarianism is cool with the kids today, everything will be banned.

Banned because authoritarianism is the detriment to society.

^ banned for blaming an individual with limited authority for the woes of society

Banned for not respecting my authoritah!

Banned because no one's going to respect you with that kind of spelling!

^ banned, because everyone knows that Eric Cartman cannot spell

Banned because Eric Cartman is always right.