^Banned because of no reason at all

Banned for the lack of reasoning

Banned for not writing only in italics, being an Italian.

Banned for not knowing I'm actually German (Austrian/German minority in Italy, thanks for nothing, president Wilson. We were traded to Italy as price for them joining the allies), I write in runes.

Banned for runing all the things.

Banned for using "rune" as a verb.

Banned for not recognizing the magnificence of my poetic soul.

Banned for thinking that the bottom of your shoe is poetic.

^ banned for believing that poetic justice is either or both

^ Banned for just thinking of poetry about both ether and... other stuff.

^ banned for this, that, and the other thing

Banned for speaking the dumbest phrase ever repeated by way too many of the Youtubers I've watched.

Banned for talking about this thing of ours.

Banned because this thing you're talking about is that thing for me, since you're located pretty far away from me.

Banned because soon, I will have my first Lego Avatar set and apart of me wishes I was talking about The Last Air-bender.