^ banned because you are pointing the wrong way down a one way street

Banned because there's no two ways about it.

Banned because how about three ways?

Banned for having a three-way on the freeway.

Banned because I had to pay a toll on the freeway, which I guess means it isn't really free.

Banned because payway just doesn't sound nice.

Banned for not thinking of it from the toll booth operator's perspective.

Banned for not thinking of it from J Lo's perspective.

Banned for suggesting I think of anything from J Lo's perspective.

Banned for loosing perspective in life.

Banned for not wanting to lose that one extra O in your word "loosing" there. Don't worry it will still sound perfectly the same.

Banned for sounding like my english teacher.

Banned for ruling out the possibility that le_chevalier might be your english teacher. I mean he sometimes asks me whether he can take a quick leave and have me cover his shift of guarding the castle's perimeter for him. I take it he's doing a part time job as an english teacher to teach you.

Banned for not employing him full time so that he won't need the extra job. Do you only need your castle guarded sometimes?

Banned because the knights take turns.