^ banned for placing Vinry_. on spam lists for extended warranty sales

Banned for not completing the "Burn the extended warranty sales spam list" quest I gave you within the allocated time limit. Now I have to deal with le_chevalier for the whole day. That said, the quest will reset tomorrow, so be sure to come back again.

^ banned for giving me a good reason to be absent tomorrow

Banned for thinking that, "I don't want to be there," is a good reason for absence.

Banned for burdening your fellow Goggle with nonsense tasks.

^ banned for giggling agog with a gaggle of Googlers in the garage

Banned for being bribed for the number of times you use the letter of g.

Banned for never appreciating Hooyaah's alliteration.

^ banned and promoted to being my agent

Banned for having the agent number double six-nine.

Banned for sleeping on the job while watching this ASMR.

Banned, because today I feel that FIFA is much more corrupt and shameless than usual.

^ banned for supporting a gaming website which forces users to hack in to log into their own accounts using reCAPTCHA

Banned for wanting bots to run rampant.

Banned so you can spend time with your friends instead of hanging around weirdos and bad influences.