Banned for encouraging children to perform surgery on each other.

Banned for refusing to donate your kidneys for my surgery exercise.

Banned for exercising your right to operate without a medical license.

^ banned for confusing an "opera rating" with operating

Banned for using the Opera web browser.

^ banned because you fired the fox and Tor the edge out of your windows before singing a swan song to the opera and designing your own (anonymous) web browser

^ Banned, Banned, bo-anned,
Banana-fanna fo-fanned,
Fee fi mo-manned
Banned!

Banned for attacking the clones.

Banned for menacing the phantoms.

Banned for revenging the sith.

^ banned because on May 4, 2022, you forgot to tell people, "May the Forth be with you."

Banned because on that same date, you forgot to remind me to say that.

You're both banned for thinking it's worth doing for a dead franchise.

Banned because for once, you actually said something that I agree with.

^ banned, because one does not abandon the love for, and the memory of, something merely because it "dies" or fades from popularity, for our fond memories are what serves well to distinguish us from mere animals