Banned for saying "You all all" like a weirdo and for liking the corn prime.

^ banned, because I can say "all y'all" too

Banned for being proud of being able to make sounds like a drunk cockatoo.

Banned for being so drunk that you allow guys to insert a cockatoo.

Banned for trying to rock out with your cockatoo out.

^Banned for making me think of ways to rock out without the cuckatoo in the open. Now that's just silly.

Banned for not trying that using a rocking chair.

Banned for throwing rocks at chairs.

^ Banned for not letting the rock sit down

^ banned for not just letting the rock roll

Banned because every time PlayStation has a sale and I go to their site to browse the games, I again come to the realization that there is no sort option for "discounted high to low", and I just know that you have something to do with that.

^ Banned because I work for Sony and such speech is unacceptable.

Banned because I work for speech and such Sony is unacceptable.

Banned for preferring a Sony that wasn't driven mad by Californitis.

Banned because tidal waves couldn't save the world from Californication.