Banned because Pixar didn't help J Lo when he asked their help to pick a car to purchase.

^ banned, because that's not what Pixar does, their service trains pirates to determine the circumstances in which they should say, "ARRR"

Banned because I'm frustrated at the fact that I can't stealth my way through the Revolution chapter in Metro: Last Light. The number of retries I did just to finish that chapter while killing no one makes me want to uninstall the game.

Banned for trying to ninja games instead of trying to ninja this thread.

^Banned for renaming the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

^ Banned for renaming Milky Way to "Mars bar".

Banned for deep-frying candy bars in turtle wax.

Banned for hanging out in prison bars.

Banned for thinking that people can exist within solid objects which are much thinner than them.

Banned because what the hell are you talking about? They were always called ninjas.

Banned because not in a parallel universe they don't.

^ banned because I haven't consumed a sufficient quantity of coffee as of the present time, so let the bodies hit the floor!

Banned for remaking Coffy and casting Pam Grier's role with a cute ginger girl.

Banned for dumping ginger ale all over her and entering her into a wet T-shirt contest.

Banned for thinking that song is about people falling asleep at work because they have trouble staying awake in the morning.

Banned for stripping me of my rights to be a stripper

EDIT

^ banned because you have no right to strip in this forum