Banned because me and Hooyaah are not rivals but frienemies.

Banned for causing a friendemic.

Banned for going a for a Sunday drive with your friends in your Pontiac Banshee XP-833.

Banned for driving Ms. All-Sunday across the ocean and desert, even though she constantly spouts anti-turtle rhetoric constantly and...I'm just trying to mix One Piece with Driving Ms. Daisy because the idea popped into my head.

Banned for creative writing.

^ banned for a post lacking any creative elements

EDIT: (although elements do 'make up' everything)

Banned for summoning fire elementals.

Banned for making D look worse on dos than ps1

Banned for playing Colecovision rather than Atari.

Banned because Coleco was better anyway.

^ banned because at your age, you should really get a regular colonoscopy

Banned because I can't get one because I only have a semi-colon.

Banned because you can still get a semi-colonoscopy, just have the doctor keep 1 eye closed.

Banned for sleeping with one eye open.

Banned because LegoDnD cannot afford to have his Lego sets stolen by raccoons at night.