Banned because that's called a schnozzle.

^ banned for incorporating Hasenpfeffer

Banned for not teaching the king how to fish.

Banned because then the king would eat for a lifetime, which is far too long. We need the king to be spending his time on other things.

Banned for encouraging other people to take up hobbies.

^ banned because your hobby is banning

Banned because it's more like an obsession.

Banned because I got sunburned while trading books yesterday.

Banned for mistaking shiny metal trays for books.

Banned for imagining shiny metal trays for no reason; the first Little Library was a few miles West of the other 3, which were all within viewing distance but on different sides of the graveyard near my house. In fact, I changed my mind about visiting another that was a few miles South-East; the last that I did visit, I had discovered in that moment on the way back home. I endured 50* sunlight the whole time, hence a sunburn.

Banned because I'm too sleep deprived to make sense of any of that.

Banned because I'm not too sleep deprived and I still can't make sense of any of that.

You're both banned for having the navigational skills of Roronoa Zoro. I started a few miles West of home, visited 3 locations while circling a graveyard, and then home was close when I was done. Very simple!

Banned because there you go! You've learned to summarize! >.>