^ banned for not being in favor of Texas' secession

Banned because I've always wanted to secede just my own property.

^ banned for donating all of your property to the People's Republic of China

Banned for not warning other americans from eucalyptus trees in time.
Thanks also to the one who told me to try this thread, it seeming like fun!

Banned for telling me to farky a dog. Go farky yourself!

Banned because it's amazing the details you can forget about a frequently visited place because you hardly look at the particular detail. The tree growing at the back porch doesn't by itself reach over the front yard; that's accomplished by a tree of equal size out front, but the two of them are high-fiving over the roof.

Banned for writing a story and wasting people's timing.

Banned for being so illiterate you can't read 3 lines.

Banned for telling it like it be.

Banned and happy Friday!

^ banned for a felicitous Friday and a superior, satisfying Saturday

Banned for not sharing a drinks with me yet. Now what will be your poison this evening good sirs?

^ banned for not already sliding over a Pisco brandy and Coca Cola on the rocks

Banned for making me to chuckle at the word Pisco. *hands over the drinks*

^ banned, because I hope that you didn't "pisco" in the drinks