Banned for not masturbating instead.

Banned because you didn't insist i should hire a prostitute, strongly enough. Now look at this, i lost all my money and those vermin trolled me hard and even insulted me, instead of becoming friends with benefits or a fiery fling!

Banned for being a trollee.

Banned for being a Kleetus.

Banned for being a Kleetee.

^Banned because your floor is covered with used Kleenex.

Banned because i would like an operation, called "Clean-ex", to commence, instead. Hadn't my ex accused me falsely and ruined part of my life, i wouldn't be searching for random encounters like that, now.

Banned for having an interesting idea: "Clean-ex! Wipe away unwanted exes as easy as that!"

Banned for not being interesting or having ideas.

Banned because i still haven't recovered from the shock.

Banned for trying to shock me.

Banned for all your ideas involving incest and bestiality, which in your case, are the same thing.

Banned for not being bestial.

banned for idiocy

Banned for Cubacy.