How would you describe:

- copyright law;
- the European sovereign debt crisis and the measures undertaken to save the Euro;
- the Mass Effect 3 ending;
- the appeal of reality television;

to a three year old? Bear in mind toddlers are, by nature, not very smart and don't like big words. It has to be brief, or else the hypothetical toddler will fall asleep.

Oh, and it has to be fact-based: you can't just say something bad happened in a foreign land.

- copyright law;
a mess

- the European sovereign debt crisis and the measures undertaken to save the Euro;
getting blood out a stone

- the Mass Effect 3 ending;
do you still wear a nappy at night?

- the appeal of reality television;
There isnt any


What do i win?

all summarized with: embarrassing poorly thought out mess.

You'd make an AMAZING PARENT.

"Ooooh! Butunz!"
--The Chosen One

I'm certain the toddler would figure out the appeal of reality television faster than I would.

Copyright law-
this-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a63Qc5gKvps&feature=related-mad and is a one way ticket to lawsuit

EU debt repayment plan-
Vox Snhel! Must be a pain for the Europeans...

Mass Effect 3-
You got to be kidding me.

The appeal of reality TV-
What reaver siad.

A three-year old would ask what's a lawsuit.

Changed it.

"It's like stealing, and stealing is bad." Do they already understand what money is? If so, "they bought things but didn't have any money." Having not played the game, I'd say "the internet is a silly place" "Honey, people aren't very smart"

Well, to them money is the paper you use to get candy, but I guess that works.

- copyright law;
If we want to play hide and seek we must first pay the man that invented hide and seek. as he is unreachable in our area we cannot play hide and seek.

- the European sovereign debt crisis and the measures undertaken to save the Euro;
I like apples, you like oranges but since it's too hard for mom to buy both let's just all like peaches. Ok, so peaches are more expensive now so we won't eat any fruits anymore in order to save money to buy fruits we don't really like(peaches).

- the Mass Effect 3 ending;
Little Timmy the only lesson you need to know in life is *farts*.

- the appeal of reality television;
Kids know this. They laugh at the suffering/stupidity of others. That's the jest of reality TV, someone is in a much worse situation the you and as such you are entitled to laugh at them.

- copyright law;
Messy.
- the European sovereign debt crisis and the measures undertaken to save the Euro;
Silly.
- the Mass Effect 3 ending;
Lazy.
- the appeal of reality television;
Hilarity.

That reminds me of this Deus Ex mod I was playing with comic dialogue instead of serious one, were your boss was 'desperately waiting for his candy' I cracked up when I saw it.

So what, the US wasted billions of dollars buying enough candy to feed the soldiers? :-)

Asked him/her to draw a nice picture and then took it and claimed to the mom that I drew it. Not 100% accurate, but I think he/she would get the meaning. Big family (grandpas, uncles, etc) living together in one big house. One family helping another in need (although I don't believe in the pumping money to Greece will do anything). Didn't play. Can't talk about things I've got no idea about, but would probably showed him/her a cat/dog playing with a dog or something. Then asked to draw a picture of it and then claimed it was mine ;)