Gave more keys to the awesome duo of Sachys and Foxworks, but had some left over. So as always would like to give them away :)

Will keep it simple
1. Say I'm in if want a game
2. List a game and one backup interested in
3. Tell a joke just to make us laugh or wonder if you are truly crazy :)
4. May enter for someone else
5. Will run giveaway until Saturday June 14th



A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by re-walking their first walk together. They come to the fence against which they first made love.

The husband says, "Come on, for old time's sake." The wife agrees and they both undress.

Afterwards, the husband says, "You're even better than you were 30 years ago."

His wife replies, "That fence wasn't electrified 30 years ago!"


GIVEAWAY IS CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS TO ALL WINNERS

Not in but +1 and damn nice giveaway. :P

Not in, but thanks and +1 for the giveaway. :)

Thanks for the giveaway!

I'm in.

1st choice; Garshasp: The Monster Slayer
Back-up; Party of Sin

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE! GOD DAMMIT, BREATHE!

Not in but a big +1 and can I slap wy4786 for telling that? :P

Kidding! I raz because I love my friend. :D

You can slap him, but I really did LOL with that joke so I guess you would have to slap me too :)

Three vegetables are playing a look alike game,
so the apple goes first and says "I´m an apple and I look like a heart",
then comes the broccoli and says "I´m a broccoli and I look like a tree",
then comes the third one and says "I´m a mushroom .....................and I don´t like this game :X "
:P

If I might, I´ll be in for "Not The Robots" and as backup "Scourge: Outbreak - Ambrosia Bundle".

Ok, what I'm about to post is kind of unfair but with any joke there is level of truth - let me just say that I totally and completely love my husband but he's still just a guy and thus is subject to maleness in all its many splendors and foibles, so take this link with several grains of salt whilst laughing your ass off, guys ;-p

In for some wood cutting (Jack Lumber) cause it's just totally apropos and I'd actually like to play it ;-)

http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/menjokes.html

Loved the one with the boots :)

Me too ;-p

In for Jack Lumber for Momo1991
In for Scourge: Outbreak - Ambrosia Bundle for stg83 ^__^

and this is naughty, but I love it *giggle*

The Horse and the Chicken

One day the chicken & horse were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, the chicken searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for the farmer had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping there was still time to save the horse's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and as the chicken began to sink, the horse heard the cry, 'Save me!'

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift the chicken out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled up and out, saving the chicken's life.

The moral of the story?

(Yep. You betcha. There is a moral!)

'When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.'

The whole Delirum Bundle, eh?
Well, thank you very much.

I'm in for Scourge: Outbreak.
Not The Robots as a backup.


Q: How many lawyers do you need to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but when he finishes it will be HIS lightbulb.

Thanks, trentonlf, for the giveaway +1

Please enter me for: Little Racers STREET
Backup: Jack Lumber on behalf of Momo1991.

Because Momo decided to tell some man jokes, I offer some women jokes for karmic balance ;)
http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/womenjokes.html

This is the most offensive joke on the page. Apologies in advance :P
Q: Why shouldn't men trust women?
A: Because you shouldn't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

In for Jack Lumber on behalf of Momo1991.
Backup - Little Racers STREET on behalf of Dzsono.
Thank you.

A joke you said?

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

Not in & +1! :D