Dear GiftBot,
You are undoubtedly all too well aware of all the good you've done and the happiness you've spread around. My memory is a bit muddled, and momo was somewhat oblique on the matter, but I do believe I myself owe you a hefty debt of gratitude. So, for that, and for so much more, thank you! Your departure is a very sad occasion, more so for all that you represented, rather than anything you could have further accomplished. I am sure any amount of thanks pales in comparison to the satisfaction you've gained from finding a forlorn Goglodyte, a friend perhaps, and making their day so suddenly and unexpectedly brighter. You are not alone in this undertaking, yet through your anonymity, you went out of your way to demonstrate to people the virtue and satisfaction of selfless generosity. I will add my voice to the others asking that you stick around on your main account. Curmudgeonly or not, it's people, more than anything else, that make this forum great and each other happy. We'd all rather have a bunch of hotheads butting said appendages, than have a bunch of silent, transient ghosts.
This seems to be a special giveaway, one of those where we all have a chance to recognise and reward the people who make our forum better. Not merely the gifters, but the kind, friendly, and considerate souls who, like yourself, draw satisfaction in merely making others' day better. I am, as usual, somewhat late to the party, so I see that some of the most deserving have already been duly rewarded; another chance to put in a vote for momo or Thespian missed. Drat! On the other hand, there's so many more that need a small share of that recognition: Dischord, Tarnicus, Sinistar, Ian, NameGoo, Schnuff, akhliber, GoJays... It just seems downright unfair to have to pick, even to pick who to list and who gets ellipsised. Of course, if I hadn't already made a pick, I'd still be fretting over it, rather than writing this out, so that choice, at least, has been made: Please, I'd like to be in for Sachys (and I hope he ends up making up his chimpy mind)! Put simply, rather than being merely generous, Sachys is extremely thoughtful and considerate towards people, never greedy, ever mindful of others' inclinations and desires, however obscure these may be. Beneath one's gruff exterior or reckless generosity, it is surely these traits that make one deserving of recognition in the utmost. Hail to the chimp!
I hope this succinctly covers my obligations under the terms of your giveaway (alas, I am rather better at writing at length, than I am at reading :P), and I also hope you take every part of it to heart. I am sad not to be one of those aware of your main account, and a little ashamed for never having made the sleuthing effort towards finding it out. All the same, it has undoubtedly been a privilege knowing it without knowing it. You're a bot, you can make sense of this :P
Happy Trails!