Are you saying he is more evil than you?

Yes! I do! But remember I'm a huge liar!

Its also very Swedish to call everything racist

anyway, I did something very evil, I bought a game on steam instead of from gog!
okay so maybe that was more me being stupid then evil :)

When I was six, I took a small, cute, little, baby chirpy-bird and stomped it to death.


...


...No, okay, I stepped on its nest by accident.
I still feel really bad about it, though. ):

I have heard that every Swedie is blonde and listens to black metal music.

Got a new baby cat a few days ago. I was playing with it just a little while ago making it follow a toy in circles round and round and round for a couple a minutes. When I stopped the poor thing was so dizzy she couldn't walk straight and I was laughing my ass off at her :)

I was in a chatroom once and when a guy asked how to make sounds play, I told him to press alt-f4 to activate his sound profile. Two seconds later he disappeared from the chatroom.

actually thats also a rumor. The truth is were all blonde girls in bikinis riding polar bears wearing viking helmets.

It's true! We also build the "bad" kind och camps and march around with our right arm pointing to the sky! We also sacrifice small piglets to our old northern gods and drink the blood of virgins! But only on weekends, in the week we work as telemarketers and sell useless crap to our Nordic neighbors that we believe are inferior to us!

Their porn is not very diverse but still more erotic/taboo than anything else.

And you can go to jail if you're hiring a prostitute. Yes, they pursue the clients :-P

as long as you dont understand what they say

When I was in middle school I "mailed" (left on the doorstep in a parcel) a dead bird I found to some girl. Actually...I'm not really proud of that. I've tried my best to forget it, and I no longer have any clue why I did it or who the girl was, but I do remember feeling with encouraging friends it was some brilliantly hilarious plan. :| I was a horrible person.

I did ditch an ex-girlfriend once with some friends in Middle-of-Nowheresville once. I mean...I did go back for her...later...after she called her mom 8 hours away to come pick her up. :| I'm still a horrible person.

What country that outlaws prostitution does not go after Johns?

I installed EA Download Manager.

I'm truly sorry!