So It was brought to my attention that my What the Actual Fuck is wrong with the world speech was not a funny way to tell a begger or troll/alt whatever no.

SO I have some steam keys laying around for Limbo, and Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken. I had Bastion but it seems that I traded it, I will add a mystery games on the 20th that will be cool...trust me.

So on to the giveaway. You can post TWICE in this thread...once to give the best way to say no in reply to the blatant beggers that I am sick of seeing on GOG, and once to vote for your favorite denial of those listed. The top two as voted on by their peers will get to choose in a random order chosen by me one of those three keys. Giveaway ends May 20th because that is the 14th anniversary of the day that I married the most wonderful woman on the planet. THis can be the best way in whatever you determine, be it funniest, rudest, nicest, whatever. Any edited posts will be void, spelling errors happen this is real life.

Must have Joined GOG at least 3 months ago, and not on my shitlist to win but anyone can enter and vote (This will be my standard entrance rule).

to set the ball in motion I give you my reply:

What in the actual fuck is going on in this world where people feel entitled to beg constantly. Whoever your friend is that told you to beg here, WTF?

This is a great community full of super kind and even generous souls, but why in the fuck they need the endless barage of give me's is beyond me. The Giveaways are great, the take one leave one thread is in my opinion, one of the best ideas ever. The gift threads where people essentially list all of the games that they want others to gift them is tacky in my opinion... but these flat out let me tell you my sad story so you can give me shit threads disgust me.

See my last post to that guy. That was pretty funny.

The one where you bitched at me, or posted the fake key? ;)

Nah didn't bitch at you just tried to calm you down. lol Settle down man, have a couple cold ones or some muscle relaxers or something.

I needed to put the word GIVEAWAY in caps in the title I guess.

Not in, but thanks for your generosity, iphgix!

Pls bro, give me all you're gamez

(not in for real, lol. Also, I don't have a good reply yet.)

EDIT: the fake key reply seems funny, you should make one that says something, ex: G0FU-CKY0-URS3-LFBR0

Not in +1! :D

Normally I just ignore those posts, but the few times I've seen people outright DEMAND a free game and/or whine about the lack of games being given away in the Ninja thread, I just post a key for Teenagent. If you're that worried about getting a game for free then there, there is a free game, enjoy.

I like that.

Thats where you send people when they are begging - its also quite nice for when people are genuinely out of luck / low on cash and cannot grab "THAT" bargain in time. it also (in the case of the latter) often leaves out the need to wade through potential scammers in the classifieds (trade) thread in some cases. NO idea what you're on about with this - can you elaborate a little please?

Also, not in, but cheers for the GA!

Not in.

A gift is like a punch in the face, if you deserve it you don't really have to ask.

oh believe me, its better when they ask! ;) - also a good way to get out of an assualt charge i hear

Not in but thanks for the giveaway!

An assault charge is like shoveling snow, you get exercise and it builds character.