I'm never going to find to the time to play all of these games I'm buying ridiculously cheap. You must stop now or not only will I never see my wife and child, I'll probably lose my job as well.

and lo did the man shout from the mountain in wet copper armour:

"the gods of bargains are all bastards!"

and he was cast down unto the GOG to forumate with the GOGlodytes and walk the GOG henceforth...

GOGBear: 40/4

LOL well played Sachys

First world problems.

Allow me to introduce you to my DVR backlog, my stack of unread manga, and my DVD collection. :p

I'll reserve you a cardbox next to mine behind the starbuck with its free wifi.

Yeah but you take out all the pornos and your box set of "Saved by the Bell the Complete Series" all that leaves is a copy of Star Wars and the instructional DVD that came with your Magic Bullet.

Mmm, it's surprising that your wife decided to marry you in the first place!
Beside this, how did you find time to make babies with her?!

Good plan. You can drink the drugs and chew the old grounds that are thrown out to stay awake and play your games.

Would that be the Magic Bullet food processor, or the *ahem* personal massager?

...or was that perhaps a bit TMI? :p

Oh, you...!

Golden! Especially "forumate". lol

Second Life?! O___o?

The processor! XD I have one of them myself the problem is when I quit drinking I no longer really needed it.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but... what the hell were you putting in those drinks?

Cut your TV, eating, showering and sleeping time and you may be able to play all of them. Don't cut the sex time. That's just outrageous, dumb and plain stupid.