Based on http://www.gog.com/en/forum/general/help_me_learn_some_swedish_pretty_please

I admit it, I hate where I am currently living. Yeah, sure, we share a high cultural heritage, and I appreciate a lot of the stuff the people had done, I should know, I am a student in German Philology.
But living here sucks. Believe me, I'd rather be in Ireland, Israel, Japan, anything but here. It's a pain in the ass for someone who dives mostly through International web. Horrible copyright restrictment everywhere(almost every song on Youtube is unwatchable due GEMA being a bunch of dead douchebags), censorship on games, irrational oecofanatics poisoning our plants with EHEC and shutting atom reactors at the same time down, the list goes on.
And thankfully some in the US start to realize where Germany heads to...again.

I need to get out. The sooner the better. Screw Germany. I need to emigrate somewhere I can do shit without worries. I am waging either to go to Ireland or Finnland. Finnland sounds nice. But I need to learn Finnish first. Mind to help me out, GoG?