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Posted April 15, 2012
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N0x0ss: You could always cook it and eat it.
It's a delicacy in my country, with spice and curry.

(nah just kidding :p )
Using wpegg's statement structure, "Were you in Arx Fatalis, you would be legally obliged to cook and eat or sell it."

:-D
Posted April 15, 2012
If yah don't know what ta do with it that says you were not ready for the live-trap. Tis time to return to the fast kill trap and learn more before you try the rigours of the live trap.
Posted April 15, 2012
Time for some rat diplomacy.

(Paragon) You are gentle in handling the rat. You carefully let it go out in the wild.
(Renegade) You "experiment" on it...
Posted April 15, 2012
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orcishgamer: Kill it. Rats are only second to humans in the amount of destruction to other species they cause.
Same goes for squirrels. Back home the recommended course of action is to drown it in a bucket of water. Then you have to worry about properly disposing of it.
Posted April 15, 2012
just let it go near a spot where snakes are known to frequent and watch nature take care of the rat
Posted April 15, 2012
You could make a Jack Russell Terrier very happy with what you're holding there
Posted April 15, 2012
If you were in Ottawa, you could release it in the Rangers locker room.

Edit; Tomorrow before 7:30, which means you would have a new pet for one day.
Post edited April 15, 2012 by thme
Posted April 15, 2012
I trap em dead. I'd sooner leave them be to pollute my food stash and tear out my insulation, than help them do it elsewhere. Move em out in the country. See how long it takes for the population pressure to bring them back in greater numbers. That one rat "saved" breeds many to be slaughtered. By "saving" them, you fate many more to death by human.

If I was a better man, I'd eat those fat rats. It is my will to not suffer their vermin. I take the lives under my will; they really should be honored. At very least I could cook em to pet food.
Post edited April 15, 2012 by WhiteElk
Posted April 15, 2012
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Darling_Jimmy: No, not Splinter!
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wpegg: That would be morally obliged to kill it for appaling puppetry.

Anyway, in answer to your question. Restaurants are always fun, if any have given you bad service recently, then pay them a visit with it hidden in your underwear (stun it first, this can backfire). Failing that, the next best thing is your local vegetarian hotspot. There's nothing more enjoyable than watching a bunch of tree hugger slaughter a small animal out of unjusitifiable fear, then attempt to justify it.

You really do have a goldmine of fun on your hands.
You know, I love reading your posts :3
My answer:

1. Browse Craig's List
2. Find single woman seeking to be sexually pleasured with a live rat
3. ???
4. Profit
Post edited April 15, 2012 by jefequeso
Posted April 16, 2012
You know, they invented catapults for a reason ...
Posted April 16, 2012
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SimonG: You know, they invented catapults for a reason ...
Launching cows, silly!
Posted April 16, 2012
Find someone who owns a snake.
Posted April 16, 2012
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Asbeau: You could make a Jack Russell Terrier very happy with what you're holding there
I hope your talking about the rat?
Posted April 16, 2012
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SimonG: You know, they invented catapults for a reason ...
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mistermumbles: Launching cows, silly!
Sorry, my bad. I meant a Ratapult...

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Posted April 16, 2012
Train it as a guard rat, it can nip the heels of anyone trying to sneak into your house
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