this game just went from "embarassed it exists" to "embarassed this will be the first game where you will be rewarded for killing babies, and thus gain a foothold in the history of video gaming as being such."
I really wish the saw game had done it instead.

Aren't you a kid yourself??? Besides, nannies are all up tight and need to get laid ASAP before they start getting moody...
Ah, a great day for child violence.