Radow run! She turns: Inspired by the ancient myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, you play Radow, who desparatly tries to get the attention of his beloved by collecting feminine devotional objects in a maze-like shopping mall. If she doesn't turn around to him until the time runs out, he vanishes due to lovesickness.

Celtic Rings: Kage of War

WWF-inspired game, but with a(n) historical twist.

At least you didn't try Divine Divinity.

GiN Sold: a pretty little managerial game, where you have to manage your pub and keep your customers happy all the time. Make the right choices and turn your humble tavern in the most sought-after pub in the whole town! The game contains even mini-arcade sequences in the spirit of the old Tapper, that can be mercifully turned off if you prefer.

Doulder Bash: Neat little game, in which you play the bully Doulder, who fights through 22 levels full of milksops. Banned in 131 countries.

Every time I go to The Escapist:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/

I always say 'The Escaped Piss' to myself

Not what the thread was asking for but I thought I'd share anyway!
I guess you could just about say it was a Malapropism rather than a Spoonerism at a push...

Also not a spoonerism but

Age of Umpires: The tale of a civilisation fallen under the totalitarian rule of the worshipers of cricket and its rules, every man fears the ominous call of 'No Ball'

OK just to prove I CAN do this:

Mat-Ban - the story of a civilisation brought low by disease caused by their short-sighted laws against anywhere to wipe your feet

Raster Meboot - The NuRock wearing Jamaican!

Speed for Need: It's a racing game with luxury cars. Much like... I forgot it's name.

Making Wars: game adaption of Bush & Obamas same-named collaborative novel.

Tards Bale: Tie up hay bales. Worse than E.T.

Spree Face: NSFW

The Took of Unwritten Bales - A spiritual approach to farming simulators

Doll of Cootie,

Kegacy of Lain: Roul Seaver

After-prom party hostess Lain outdid herself for the occasion: her supercomputer, the KEG Throwback 2000, has linked all booze reserves to the in-mansion fire sprinkler system. Enter Roul Seaver, self-proclaimed high school's coolest-styled hairdo. When beer rains down from the ceiling, ruining Roul's signature do, he runs screaming onto the balcony, slips and subsequently drops 55 floors down onto a popsicle stand, flattening it substantially. As an up-and-coming star lawyer, defend the miraculously still-alive Roul in court, against the suing Mr. Pop, owner of the totaled candy stand. Bribe witnesses, have a love affair with the judge and blackmail the opposition's attorney to win the case. A turn-based, first-person RTS, with cel-shaded, isometric voxels over 8bit-rendered, hand-drawn 3D backgrounds dipped in bump-mapped CMYK-textures.

Car Fry - "throw another Lamborghini on the barbie!"

Rob Mule - I won't carry your shit anymore!

Verminal Telocity - Mutant cockroaches crawl from every sewer in Telocity. Gather 247 different parts from all around town to build the Earth's biggest bug zapper.

Roto Macer - New gadget in riot control: a rotating, assault vehicle-mounted teargas Gatling cannon. Break into the HQ of city's finest and appropriate the device to turn it against the force at future demos.

Galdur's Bate - Enjoy an open ended point & click adventure through the country side as Galdur on your way to discover the cure for your ever worsening bouts of temporary incoherent rage.

Dall of Cuty - You're a dyslexic father looking for the cutest doll to give to your daughter on her birthday, in this action adventure roguelike platformer with chicken herding elements.

Risen 2 - Wark Daters - An ancient cult has arisen near the river Wark that runs through Luxembourg. A dating cult, that woos all the women in the land with their awesome CART RACING SKILLS! Enjoy fast and furious races through the streets of Luxembourg! Earn credits, and upgrade your vehicles stats and your characters abilities, and the winner takes all... the women on speed dating.

Gacred Sold - A GTA clone starring a street wise, homosexual prostitute.