Word of the Stars: The Spit - For thousands of years the ancient realm has been waiting... Generation upon generation, clerics, astrologists, wizards, all the wise and the learned of the kingdom have stared at the skies, looking for arcane conjunctions announcing the moment when the old prophecy fallen down from the heavens would finally be fulfilled. And now, that time has come... it's up to you, the chosen one, to make that antique astral oracle come true. Grasp your legendary elven sword, known across the lands as "The Spit", and make your way towards immortal glory in this TPP hack 'n' slash worthy of taking its place among the most renowned examples of the genre.

...I'd play it. I would play this so much. :D