1 paragraph at a time we will write a story. If you were ninja'd and your paragraph makes no sense after the ninja's please edit yours to keep the flow of the story...flowing.



Legend has it, that in the years predating the great wars where all of history began, there was a wizard. No one remembers his real name but he has been given hundreds of names throughout folklore and mythology. This wizard, though a lot of the stories tell of generosity and kindness, was greedy. All that he did, all that he accomplished, was through, for, and because of his desire for power.

Although his greed was great, his ability to fulfill his greed was even greater. One might have thought that he craved immortality or love, but indeed his need was for something far worse for humanity. His eyes were focused upon one single object: The Crinex. And his pursuit of it would be the unwriting of all of history before The Great Wars would even begin.

The Crinex, was a flashy pair of magical underpants, bedazzled with shocking pink sequins. It is said that he, or she, who possesses the Crinex will acquire mad gains without protein supplements or even needing to lift.

The path to the Crinex is marred with blood, as the aforementioned Great Wars lasted so long that many of those involved totally missed their anabolic feeding window, and missed out on their gains.

But all was not lost, for there rose a mighty hero amongst the turmoil, who would later be regarded as a God.

This hero had a humble childhood in a mountain village. Hard work and protein-rich diet helped him grow tall and strong. Some called him The Hill. One day a dragon stole one of the goats from their small farm and angrily he set out to find and kill the dragon as it was his favorite goat.

There was another man from his village who also hunted the dragon, but not for the revenge of goats. This man, who was known as the Stream wanted make a suit of armor out of dragon scales. He left a note for his friend that they should work together to slay the beast. So the Hill crossed the Steam in the valley under the mountain.

Two brother's from the local inn saw that they were going and decided to join them and make an adventure out of it. The older brother, who was called the rock went ahead to met the others, while Markus, the younger brother went to gather supplies. Once he had a wagon loaded with food, water, and camping supplies for their journey, Markus set out to find the party. He went to seek the Rock, where the Hill crossed the Stream, in the valley, under the mountain.

The beautiful princess heard that they were on an adventure and she set out to join them. She wore her battle armor under her flirty robes and rode her favorite horse. She took two of the finest archers in the kingdom with her and her deep pockets enchanted packs filled with herbs, and concoctions.

She had a magical map of the surrounding area, and on it she placed a small stick figure man. After inhaling the vapors a finding potion, chanting the proper sequence of sounds, and visualizing Markus, she breathed the smoke from her lungs onto the stick figure, which floated above the map, disappeared and became a small version of Markus on the map. 'Now that I have Mark'd the map, I shall go to the Mark by the Rock, where the Hill crossed the Stream, in the valley, under the mountain.